Operation: Gravy Spring
Im 22 years old, and a giant scumbag. I don’t work out, work, or do anything really. I used to be awesome but that guy died. Haven’t had a girl in a few years, turned alot down but honestly you would turn them down too. Incomes Operation: Gravy Spring. It is a 3 part operation where I will:
#1 transform into super sajin via working out like Bruce Lee from now till spring time
#2 Get a job. Im to lazy to take a shower on a daily basis, so hopefully working out makes me reverse all this whackness within me.
#3 Get a Wife. Not get a wife actually, but a women that will be content with harboring my offspring.
Mainly this operation came to plan because the last women I tried to get with, hated on me like no other. SO, mainly, im hoping that once this operation pays off I meet said women again, and then I will headbutt her to death. Figuratively.
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Wish I could have Bill Nye the Science guy, or neil degrasse tyson as teachers, not some cunt that I have to deal with at 6 in the morning. Whenever he talks “down” at the class, he stares right into my soul. I get my haircut for $4 at a flea market, I don’t care about anything why would I care about cunty cuntington’s physical science class? I don’t and I never will.
He looks like he had a cleft lip at one point in his life, which makes my hate for him even stronger. Does not teach either. I’ve had a few professor’s that didn’t teach, and they ruled, that should apply to all teachers who give up. He gives out lab’s everyday, which involve using a meter stick, and then making shitty charts on excel. Today he decided to go over the lab, which involved him explaining some nothingness that he said in his own words was “irrelevant to this class”. I get talked down to by Dr. Cuntingstien for sleeping during the last 10 minutes of class, but hes allowed to lecture us about shit that has zero impact on his class or my life.
Reasons I still go to Physical Science class:
- There is a freakishly hot girl that sits across from me, so I get to stare at her uninhibited 6 hours a week.
- The people at my “table” are decent and we only talk about video games and times we have been fucked up.
- I need this class to finish my shitty liberal arts degree, THEN I can start video game design and make video games until I can ball harder then Gucci
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?